| Cat Bathing As A Martial Art (the pictorial) |
| There's a late "add-on" to this page now. I recently received an e-mail with some of the cutest bathed-kitty pic's I've ever seen and they go with this page just fine. Click any of these lines to see that page. |

| I thought you loved me! |










| You just wait ... I'll get even with you for this... |
| You said the water was warm! |
| I don't like you anymore. |
| I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel. Now, GO!!!! |
| You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "TILT"! |
| No, I am NOT your good kitty. |
| What's wrong with you people? This is cruel ... and ... WET! |
| I wish I could get on my knees to pray. |
| Why can't I get any traction? |
| No! Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... |