Cat Bathing As A Martial Art

(the pictorial)
There's a late "add-on" to this page now.  
I recently received an e-mail with some of
the cutest bathed-kitty pic's I've ever
seen and they go with this page just fine.  
Click any of these lines to see that page.
I thought you loved me!
You just wait ... I'll get even with you for this...
You said the water was warm!
I don't like you anymore.
I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel.  Now, GO!!!!
You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "TILT"!
No, I am NOT your good kitty.
What's wrong with you people?  This is cruel ... and ... WET!
I wish I could get on my knees to pray.
Why can't I get any traction?
No! Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........