The lineage revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack
Schitt."
Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt
married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children; Holie
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children
were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack
Schitt."
Now you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt
married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children; Holie
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children
were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from
Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
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