If you're here, it's because you probably have as horrid a sense of
humor as I do.
No, really, the truth is that I have a GREAT sense
of humor -
it's everybody else in the world that's wrong. And
remember, Humor is everything!

As a matter of fact, we're going to start right now with the "funny stuff".

Just keep scrolling down...




How To Tell If Your Feet Stink















keep scrolling down...


Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be
around longer ...



MEDICAL TESTS

STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...
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NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS ...









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Your CAT SCAN

and LAB TESTS

are now complete
Aha! The hated
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The Entire Wanderings Website Is Best Viewed On A Monitor With A Resolution Of At Least 1,000
O.K., come on in - just remember, you asked for it.
Here it is, the hated "Click" button.
            - couldn't resist...

Do you feel like working today?



Tomorrow?



The day after?



Next week?



Next month?



Me neither!
I just want to party!!
You...
...have a GREAT Day!!!


Life is short!  Break the rules!  Forgive quickly!  Kiss slowly!

Love truly.  Laugh uncontrollably.
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And never regret anything that made you smile.
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